PC Conder
The Police Station / Portobello Desk
Ladbroke Grove
London

Mr Richard Wedlake
The Manager
The Post Office Sorting Office
Westbourne Grove
London

Sean Bryson
Flat B
48 Tavistock Road
London
W11 1AW

Saturday 24th May 2003

Dear Sirs ,

On Friday 23rd May 2003, my regular Postman delivered my Unemployment Benefit. As you are both aware there have been recent complications with my Mail so I try to get to it first. I got to my Mail just seconds after it came through my letter box, it was laying face down on the hallway carpet.

Despite this, there was still so much Saliva on this envelope that it was able to drip onto my fingers, it was slightly warm and still had bubbles in it.

I was so shocked at what the Postman had obviously done, it took a few minutes to sink in.

I still have the envelope, and am prepared to let you have a "Slice" for testing, a very simple matter these days.

Yours Sincerely

Sean Bryson